Baldy

This past Thursday I shaved my head bald not completely but damn near it. It was for a pep rally. At our school they are very competitive fun and stupid. The theme for the band, who competes against the seniors, juniors, sophomores and freshman, was Mr. Horton Homewood. Homewood is the rival team that is hosting a debate tournament in which Kimberly Hagan will be attending next weekend YEA. But i defer from my story, to explain why we shaved our heads I must first give an example of Mr. Horton.
Mr. Horton is a new,young,fat,black, hip band director at Vestavia. If many of you can remember Vestavia is not used to Nigras being teachers(Nigra-old white southerners attempt to say Negro as opposed to Nigger). So anyways we shave our heads(me and four others) and proceed to stuff our flanel shirts full of stuff and wear glasses all day during classes on Friday. Very very funny and I'll send you guys pics if you really want me to but on to a more pressing issue.
One of my ignorant white fuck of a friends decided that it would really be ok if we were to paint our faces black cuz Mr. Horton would not care. Sooo fucking stupid. He knows nothing of minstrel shows(Bamboozled-should've watched it at TASP). They all live in an all white box it's sooo sad. He finally decided not to after much debate and inane fuss. Dumbasses!!
It all went well and we won although it was sad to see my TASPy hair hit the ground. Well that's my life and I can't wait to hear more of your alls lives so Adios amigos.
Love, Theo