STAN

So Kimberly and I were discussing Stan with Jessica (our host at the House). Here is what we learned through her and a newpaper clipping that K8 had taped to the fridge:

(this is from the Ithaca times or whatever they call their paper out here)

False report charged in 'crack' case

- Facing charges: Stanley Boswell, 44, 328 W. Seneca St., Ithaca

-Charge: Falsely repoting an incident.

-Agency: Ithaca Police Department

-Incident: At 6:46 P.M. Thursday, Boswell allegedly told au thorites that he had given a man money for crack cocaine, on the 200 block of South Meadow Street, but the man ran of with his money. An IPD investigation found that the other man did not steal the money, but rather sold Boswell a bag of concrete chunks.

-Pending action: Boswell is scheduled to appear in Ithaca City Court at 9:30 A.M. Friday.



That is fucking amazing.