I found a banana split in my hair today

Some things that have been on my mind from this morning:
1) How do you prove that each real number has a decimal expansion?
2) How can the White House lie so much, get routinely exposed by the press, and still be highly rated by the general public?
3) Why does David Brooks still have a job?
4) Why does David Brooks still have two jobs?
5) Why does David Brooks have two of my dream jobs (NY Times editorialist, News Hour with Jim Lehrer news analyst)?
6) What is the color of angst?

If you have any answers, please append them as comments to this post.
That is all,
Michael